With these extremely frigid temperatures, it is obvious that global warming is upon us. Thanks to Al Gore's 10,000 square foot house, which uses 20 times the amount of energy as the average American home, the weather has dropped sharply and icycles are beginning to form on my eyebrows. Some school districts are contemplating closing due to the cold.
Maybe now people will listen to me when I say that they should move to Dubai, where global warming doesn't make things so cold.
Anyway, this awful warming process CAN be reversed - and here's how:
- Separate white clothes from colored clothes in the wash
- Use real Christmas Trees instead of fake ones (which add immensely to pollution)
- Hula Hoop on a daily basis
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